finally, a soup that’s right for me
Mom, Dad, I have decided to become an existential concept.
|—||John Fowles (via mirroir)|
I WENT TO TARGET TODAY AND SOMEONE BENT THE FUCKING AD FOR THE IPHONE I DIED
RIP to all those who didn’t make it to 2014. And to those that did; I’m so, so proud of you.
I didn’t even try to scroll past this
fun-size candy bars aren’t fun after you’ve eaten 37 of them